The Strokes - First Impressions of Earth

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RIYL

The Libertines
Division of Laura Lee
Phantom Planet (s/t only)
BRMC
Jet

Label

RCA

Tracklist

1. You Only Live Once
2. Juicebox
3. Heart in a Cage
4. Razorblade
5. On the Other Side
6. Vision of Division
7. Ask Me Anything
8. Electricityscape
9. Killing Lies
10. Fear of Sleep
11. 15 Minutes
12. Ize of the World
13. Evening Sun
14. Red Light

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After one listen to First Impressions of Earth, it'd be pretty easy to ask yourself if The Strokes even care anymore. After two or three, it'd be even easier to ask yourself why you still care. On Strokes album number three, the band, for the first time whether you love them or hate them, are lacking quality control. Their first two records were consistently tight examples of why minimalist garage rock was awesome, but Earth lacks almost everything that made The Strokes a good band in the first place. Not only are they trying too hard to branch out into more involved rock pieces, but their songs aren't catchy anymore and the band sounds tired. There's only a couple instances on Earth that actually match the intensity and emotion of anything on the band's first two records -- one starts off the album ("You Only Live Once") and the other is the fourth track in ("Razorblades"). Other than that, there's twelve tracks of mediocre, sometimes god-awful rock that really doesn't have a purpose for existing other than to annoy fans of the band.

Even if you've hated this band from day one, you can usually at least respect the fact that The Strokes were pretty good at acting like grunge (or even the 80s) never happened. But now, The Strokes, like rock music itself, have felt the need to expand their sound in their attempts to stay relevant in a very fickle atmosphere. However, when the public only liked you because you weren't like every other band, it's kind of hard to see them liking you as they see you become the bands they ditched to listen to you in the first place. Like the horrible, horrible Vines before them, The Strokes have lost their focus in an attempt to remove themselves from their self-pidgeonholed genre exercises. Earth too often stalls in its own ambitions, which is funny, because it seems like singer Julian Casablancas knows it's a dead end. Over and over, he sings "I've got nothing left to say" on the dreadful "Ask Me Anything".

Yes, The Strokes seem bored with themselves, and it shows. Maybe this is their way of bowing out, or maybe this is just them farting around. Either way, First Impressions of Earth is a dud. Having two amazing songs, give-or-take three or four good ones, and a definite set of seven bad ones, it's safe to say that this album should be avoided. Wait for the inevitable Best Of collection that will be coming out after this band decides to hang it up for good, or god forbid, download the good songs from Itunes and save yourself ten bucks.

--Timothy Golden

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tim
Last updated: 09/29/2009 08:54PM

Comments

Jayme Barkdoll
01/18/2006
09:19AM
Location
Tuscaloosa, AL
nice review, and I definitely agree that they just seem bored with themselves. their label sunk alot of money into promoting this one too... ooopps.
lpshinobi
01/18/2006
12:35PM
Age: 24
Location
VT
I have to say that I thought their last album was pretty good. This one is really a let-down for me.

My Top Songs of '09
The Appleseed Cast//as the little things go
Caspian//sycamore
Sunwrae//Chinook Winds
Dredg//down to the seller
If These Trees Could Talk//the sun is in the north
From Monument to Masses//an ounce of prevention
Straylight Run//i'm through with the past


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Lpshinobi's Post-Rock Band, New Song Posted

gobias industries
01/18/2006
01:10PM
Age: 26
Location
brightblack morning light
I thought their first album was really good and the second was merely ok, but this one just sounds plain awful. Boo for The Strokes. Boo.


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detuned
01/18/2006
01:28PM
Location
Maine
how would downloading this from itunes save you 10 bucks?

this album is good fools
sir mix-a-lot
01/18/2006
05:26PM
Location
Sacramento, CA
Tom Leahy
how would downloading this from itunes save you 10 bucks?

you'd pay 2 bucks for the two good songs instead of $16 for those two, plus the crap.

nice review, by the way. liked it a lot. won't be listening to this album any time soon.

I'm not here to make things better; only to observe and pass judgement.

Originally stated by Scott Miller
It's like talking into a mirror!
Roncag
01/18/2006
07:04PM
Age: 33
Location
Anytown USA
Excellent review Tim, you shared my sentiments exactly.

You play to win the game.

tim
01/19/2006
12:34AM
Age: 29
Location
Green Brook, NJ
thanks for the love, negros. <3
ajlc2415
01/25/2006
08:03AM
Age: 26
Location
Toledo, Ohio
this cd was good, but the strokes are progressively...well...progressing in the wrong direction...they need a pick me up and fast before their careers go down the drain and they fall off the map completely!
monstar_serum_booster
02/03/2006
12:18PM
Location
Behind you!
this review smacks of "bandwagon jumping", frankly anyone who cant see that this album represents the strokes at their resplendent, nonchalant best is in heavy denial and may be struggling with boundary issues, stay tuned for my final thought...



"I too have an uncle... come in..."

tim
03/02/2006
09:19AM
Age: 29
Location
Green Brook, NJ
no one cares about your final thought.
monstar_serum_booster
03/11/2006
08:20AM
Location
Behind you!
it may have been a joke?



"I too have an uncle... come in..."