Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans

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Genre: Corecore
01/25/2008
03:23PM
Location
St. Louis, MO
haha. My thoughts exactly.

~Tom



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babarm87
01/25/2008
03:36PM
Location
Los Angeles
i'm surprised you even went to see this, scott. it looks awful.

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scott.m
01/25/2008
03:40PM
Well, the point of the review (or the link to the review) is that I didn't go see it.

But now that I know you don't actually read my reviews, Armand ... NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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cloudscollide
01/25/2008
03:40PM
Age: 23
Location
PA
He probably didn't. LOL. You don't need to go see this movie to know it's going to suck some serious balls.

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babarm87
01/25/2008
03:49PM
Location
Los Angeles
scott.m
Well, the point of the review (or the link to the review) is that I didn't go see it.

But now that I know you don't actually read my reviews, Armand ... NO SOUP FOR YOU!


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monkeybars
01/25/2008
04:29PM
Age: 25
Location
Markham, ON
I can't believe they keep green-lighting this crap.

P.S. This is what the alphabet would look like if you removed Q and R.

Zach Roth
01/25/2008
05:56PM
Age: 23
Location
Fishers, Indiana
My 12 year old brother saw this tonight and was appalled at how much it sucked. That's saying something.

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scott.m
01/25/2008
09:37PM
Wow, that's some impressive suckitude.

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Bukkakeface
01/26/2008
11:07PM
Age: 29
Location
Telford, PA
The reviews for this on Rotten Tomatoes are hysterical.

"Perhaps the most oft-quoted line from 300 is "Tonight, we dine in hell!" Chowing down on a box of Butterfinger Minis during a screening of Meet the Spartans, you will truly understand what that line means."
HEARTandSYNAPSE
02/29/2008
10:33AM
Location
Manchester, England
scott, do you work for maxim?

siege_engine
02/29/2008
11:14AM
Age: 23
Location
JMU
HEARTandSYNAPSE
scott, do you work for maxim?


ba-zing!
scott.m
02/29/2008
11:23AM
Oh snap!

See, the difference is that my openly admitted refusal to see this film is taking a stand against this kind of slipshod filmmaking, as apposed to just being stupid and lazy like that Maxim writer. By that logic, the people who made these films have much more in common with that Maxim writer than I ever will.

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