Brokencyde are the future. They are pioneers in the music scene, aptly combining musical diarrhea with a vomiting of vocals. Never before has a band been able to accurately capture absolutely everything that is wrong with two so completely different genres. Anyone who ever thought you couldn't gargle glass, rape-scream, and emmulate all the traits of true douchebaggery to dance beats so uncool they're sweltering is simply a fucking moron. A FUCKING MORON, I tell you! Get with it now, kids. You don't need to have talent to make music, and Brokencyde are the first group to prove this statement so profoundly true. Don't worry about learning how to sing or play instruments, just dress like the 1980's puked all over you, grow your hair as ridiculous as possible, put on some uber-shades, and do whatever the fuck comes to mind when your village idiot friends kick on some crunk beats! Bow down to your new masters, kids. Brokencyde are the future.